Today's top ten tag trends:
10: #werder
9: #tatort
8: #caturday
7: #palmsunday
6: #rxlikewarningsforrelationships
5: #Sumy
4: #vfbsvw
3: #ListeningClub
2: #RussiaIsATerroristState
1: #SilentSunday
Today's top ten tag trends:
10: #werder
9: #tatort
8: #caturday
7: #palmsunday
6: #rxlikewarningsforrelationships
5: #Sumy
4: #vfbsvw
3: #ListeningClub
2: #RussiaIsATerroristState
1: #SilentSunday
Warning: Mixing Montague and Capulet - dramatic euphoria followed by impulsive behaviour, potential strong feeling of self-harm for adolescents.
#RXLikeWarningsForRelationships
#HashTagGames #Shakespeare #RomeoAndJuliet
https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/1777
Tall Dark European Aristocrat with piercing eyes, who is into the nightlife and the howling of wolves. Warning: May cause blood loss.
The recommended adult dose of Relationship is 1 person at a time. Tell your best friend all relationships and supplements you use. Relationship can cause withdrawal symptoms.
#RXLikeWarningsForRelationships is now trending across Mastodon
#rxlikewarningsforrelationships
#HashtagGames
That lightheaded feeling may be a sign that this relationship is not good for you. On the other hand, it may mean you can't get enough of it. Who knows. Let's see where it goes.
Warning: That creepy vibe you're getting is real. Discontinue contact immediately.
*May wake up angry at you for how you treated them in a dream.
Avoid contact with eyes. Potential choking hazard if swallowed.
Dating any of these men may cause chronic drowsiness, fatigue, a sense of futility, lack of fulfilment, mild irritability, periodic despair, anomie, alienation, and ennui.
Caution: Extreme extrovert. Take only in small doses no more than 2 hours per day.
This one cheats. Repeatedly. Shamelessly. Date at your own risk.
Caution: Extreme introvert. Exposure to large crowds or social gathering may cause near paralysis.
Not lowering the toilet lid may cause discomfort.
Extended exposure would lead to a swift wedding, a tumultuous and short marriage, and a divorce that will leave you scarred for the rest of your days.
Warning: STOP USE. Unacceptable age difference detected.
#HashTagGames
#RXLikeWarningsForRelationships
My friend the witch doctor, he told me what to say
And he said Oo Ee Oo Ah Ah
Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang
Oo Ee Oo Ah Ah
Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang
Warning: If in a mid-life crisis, the car is cheaper in the long run.
Long term exposure will provide you with the best sex of your entire existence and the most crippling relationship of your entire life
Do not take to bed before the third day, or you’ll just be another notch on their bed