@ezra geezers be like "don't you feel so free now that you have a car" NO!!! I HAVE TO WASTE A SIGNIFICANT PART OF MY LIMITED EXISTENCE EXCLUSIVELY PILOTING THIS DANGEROUS, EXPENSIVE, INEFFICIENT MACHINE JUST TO DO ANYTHING!!! AND SAID EXISTENCE IS SHORTENED BY BEING FORCED TO SIT DOWN AND NOT CHANGE POSITIONS WHILE DOING SO!!! FUCK DRIVING!!!
88 Beine rasen einem Ball hinterher, auch wenn er nur angetäuscht ins Spiel geworfen wurde...
Endlich ist wieder Fußball-Hundesliga.
Frauenfußball hat auch Nachteile. Neben allen Nachteilen, die Fußball nun einmal hat, eben auch, dass er ins Fediverse schwappt. Der Vorteil von Mänmerfussball ist, dass ich hier davon wenig mitbekomme. 
The Hatred Guy's name being "Not Important" because of his first line ("my name is not important") is honestly an incredible legacy that fully justifies the game.
Not Important
Was sagt der Weinhasser?
How I wish you were beer!
Was haben #Influencer und Diesel-Dieter gemeinsam?
Reichweitenangst.
"Äpfel schmecken besser wie Birnen."
"Das heißt als."
"Ok. Als schmeckt besser wie Birnen."
I'd live in a penthouse
In a room
With a MOOSE
Breaking news:
Girl Ball Has Girlballs
Fleischspieß, der im Heißluftgebläse erwärmt wird:
Föhner Kebab.
Okay, I'll allow one diggity
#shitpost
#Robocop, after being hired by a ziplock bag to find soil:
"Dirt, freezebag!"
@sluttymayo dat feel when your #terminal doesn't #beep a piezo, but makes "#Woah!" sounds in 2.1...
@MikeDunnAuthor nah, don't torture endangered animals by feeding them garbage.
Besides, sharks don't like the taste of humans, as every attack is not an actual attempt at eating.
I know #HippoPit doesn't sound that interesting, but we can just put on the "#JumpIntoThePit" #meme on loop when yeeting Billionaires into the mud.
Making a commander deck, gonna call it "Linux Is User Friendly." 
TheZeldaZone
