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"Musty Bits" McGee<p>GitLab-GI</p><p><a href="https://eigenmagic.net/tags/GitLab" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>GitLab</span></a> <a href="https://eigenmagic.net/tags/shitpost" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>shitpost</span></a></p>
Ika Makimaki<p>Antifa super soldier and commander Jimmy Kimmel has fallen. 🫡</p><p>Minute of silence, comrades, for our censored leftist leader...</p><p>Lol. sob.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.nz/tags/shitpost" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>shitpost</span></a></p>
khobochka<p>my partner said he stopped wearing jeans and switched to cargo pants when the phones became too big to fit comfortably into them jeans pockets.</p><p>oh booy was I sure it's impossible for me to get ANGRIER about hardware trends for years now, but here we go!</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/shitpost" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>shitpost</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/hardware" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>hardware</span></a></p>
Saupreiss #Präparat500 🗽<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.gemo.social/@eyesonly" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>eyesonly</span></a></span> </p><p>Schlauere Nachbarn. 🫨</p><p><a href="https://pfalz.social/tags/Shitpost" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Shitpost</span></a></p>
Saupreiss #Präparat500 🗽<p>Wir können es uns einfach nicht mehr leisten, Talente zu verschwenden, ohne das BSP zu steigern.</p><p>Schaut mal etwa Rentner: Manche engagieren sich etwa ehrenamtlich auf Seniorencafes, backen Kuchen, servieren. Das alles fällt unter den Tisch.</p><p>Würden sie stattdessen in einem Café arbeiten, Umsatz machen, Steuern zahlen, währen sie noch vollwertige Mitglieder unserer Gesellschaft.</p><p>½ </p><p>🗽 </p><p><a href="https://pfalz.social/tags/Shitpost" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Shitpost</span></a> <a href="https://pfalz.social/tags/Rente" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Rente</span></a> <a href="https://pfalz.social/tags/Aktivrente" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Aktivrente</span></a></p>
Justin<p>Me, after disassembling a laptop to replace a battery and seeing ample room for additional components: "damn, they coulda fit so much AI in here 🤪"<br>Co-worker, unamused: "how about another stick of RAM, dumbass"<br><a href="https://mas.to/tags/shitpost" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>shitpost</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/sysadmin" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>sysadmin</span></a></p>
Kevin Karhan :verified:<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://social.tchncs.de/@benni" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>benni</span></a></span> Also ich widerspreche: Unter <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/Linux" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Linux</span></a> sind <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/CLI" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>CLI</span></a> - Anwendungen i.d.R. sehr gut strukturiert und Daten von einer in ne ander Anwendubg packen geht dank <code>pipe</code> einfach...</p><p><a href="https://infosec.space/tags/Sarkasmus" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Sarkasmus</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/Shitpost" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Shitpost</span></a></p>
kontrollierterWahnwitz<p>Wieso heißt es eigentlich „Ich fühle mich pfälzischen Mundart-Dichtern der Wirtschaftwunderzeit nicht sexuell hingezogen, außer ich bin ihnen emotional tief verbunden“ und nicht „dehnisexuell“?</p><p><a href="https://sueden.social/tags/Pfalz" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Pfalz</span></a> <a href="https://sueden.social/tags/KurtDehn" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>KurtDehn</span></a> <a href="https://sueden.social/tags/Shitpost" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Shitpost</span></a></p>
Amy Maybe<p>I hope Sen. Angus King has siblings and they're all named after cattle breeds.</p><p><a href="https://thepit.social/tags/USPol" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>USPol</span></a> <a href="https://thepit.social/tags/Shitpost" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Shitpost</span></a></p>
Saupreiss #Präparat500 🗽<p><a href="https://pfalz.social/tags/KI" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>KI</span></a>-Virtuosität erleben:</p><p>The Night of the prompts.</p><p><a href="https://pfalz.social/tags/ShitPost" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ShitPost</span></a></p>
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Saupreiss #Präparat500 🗽<p>Warum kann man eigentlich nicht mit der <a href="https://pfalz.social/tags/Krankenversicherungskarte" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Krankenversicherungskarte</span></a> Zigarettenautomaten 🚬 freischalten…? 🤔</p><p><a href="https://pfalz.social/tags/Shitpost" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Shitpost</span></a></p>
Amber :neodog_box:<p><span>ok but we're missing the striped thigh high socks with a decade old thinkpad running riced gentoo with trans colors in neofetch/fastfetch/hyfetch/whatever and a collar <br><br></span><a href="https://transfem.social/tags/shitpost" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#shitpost</a></p>
Ritschi Alpenstern 🏔️💫<p>Neue AMD-CPU für smarte Toiletten: der Shyzen 7800</p><p><a href="https://troet.cafe/tags/shitpost" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>shitpost</span></a></p>
DePaelzerBu<p>"Guck mal, der Wissenschaftler da erforscht die Wechselwirkung zwischen Nussplundern und Schokocroissants"</p><p>"Ja, ich glaub, der ist Teilchenphysiker."</p><p><a href="https://pfalz.social/tags/Shitpost" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Shitpost</span></a></p>
Saupreiss #Präparat500 🗽<p>Heute ist ein guter Tag, nicht in <a href="https://pfalz.social/tags/NRW" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>NRW</span></a> zu leben.</p><p><a href="https://pfalz.social/tags/Shitpost" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Shitpost</span></a></p>
Petter Tomatensson 🍅 🚴‍♂️<p>es ist herbts <br>im rinnstein <br>DIE PFLANZNE</p><p>aka Die Begrünung der Stadt nimmt langsam Form an. 🍅❤️</p><p><a href="https://nrw.social/tags/SilentSunday" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SilentSunday</span></a> <a href="https://nrw.social/tags/BloomScrolling" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>BloomScrolling</span></a> <a href="https://nrw.social/tags/herbts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>herbts</span></a> <a href="https://nrw.social/tags/shitpost" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>shitpost</span></a></p>
Kevin Karhan :verified:<p>This is good - like for real...</p><p><a href="https://infosec.space/tags/PeakGaming" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>PeakGaming</span></a>!</p><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMGEO4URQqQ" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="">youtube.com/watch?v=ZMGEO4URQqQ</span><span class="invisible"></span></a> video via <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/BringusStudios" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>BringusStudios</span></a> </p><p><a href="https://infosec.space/tags/RetroGaming" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>RetroGaming</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/RetroComputing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>RetroComputing</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/MondernVintageComputing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>MondernVintageComputing</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/BeefyComputer" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>BeefyComputer</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/CounterStrike" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>CounterStrike</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/CounterStrikeSource" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>CounterStrikeSource</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/Shitpost" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Shitpost</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/Gaming" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Gaming</span></a></p>
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