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Trendy Toots<p>Today's top ten tag trends:</p><p>10: <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/MeerMittwoch" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>MeerMittwoch</span></a><br>9: <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/susancrawford" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>susancrawford</span></a><br>8: <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/rip" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>rip</span></a><br>7: <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/corybooker" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>corybooker</span></a><br>6: <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/valkilmer" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>valkilmer</span></a><br>5: <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/judgementalfortunecookies" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>judgementalfortunecookies</span></a><br>4: <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Switch2" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Switch2</span></a><br>3: <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/nintendo" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>nintendo</span></a><br>2: <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/nintendoswitch2" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>nintendoswitch2</span></a><br>1: <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/nintendodirect" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>nintendodirect</span></a></p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/trendytoots" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>trendytoots</span></a> 📈</p>
Sean Murthy<p>"Looks like you shouldn't be indulging in cookies of any kind"</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/JudgementalFortuneCookies" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JudgementalFortuneCookies</span></a><br><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/HashTagGames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HashTagGames</span></a></p>
OhSnap!Dragon<p><a href="https://lounge.town/tags/JudgementalFortuneCookies" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JudgementalFortuneCookies</span></a><br><a href="https://lounge.town/tags/HashTagGames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HashTagGames</span></a> <br>🥠 <br>"The 80s called; they want your hairstyle back."<br>--Lao Tzu</p>
Littles 😈 Verified by the Boss<p>Stop chewing your fried rice with your mouth open you disgusting pig. No good fortune for you!</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/JudgementalFortuneCookies" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JudgementalFortuneCookies</span></a><br><a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/HashTagGames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HashTagGames</span></a></p>
Michael Crews<p>Call your mother. Remember her?</p><p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/JudgementalFortuneCookies" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JudgementalFortuneCookies</span></a>
<a href="https://mas.to/tags/HashTagGames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HashTagGames</span></a></p>
Of Bookish Things<p>Why don't you do right, like some other men do?<br><a href="https://c.im/tags/JudgementalFortuneCookies" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JudgementalFortuneCookies</span></a> <a href="https://c.im/tags/HashTagGames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HashTagGames</span></a></p><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zRwze8_SGk" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">youtube.com/watch?v=4zRwze8_SG</span><span class="invisible">k</span></a></p>
TrèsFluke 🍁<p>I can't believe you ate the whole thing.</p><p><a href="https://mstdn.ca/tags/JudgementalFortuneCookies" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JudgementalFortuneCookies</span></a><br><a href="https://mstdn.ca/tags/HashTagGames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HashTagGames</span></a></p>
Mike. 🩼🇨🇦<p><a href="https://disabled.social/tags/JudgementalFortuneCookies" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JudgementalFortuneCookies</span></a><br><a href="https://disabled.social/tags/HashTagGames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HashTagGames</span></a> </p><p>Butters STEALS The FUTURE TELLING DEVICE!</p><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htT4i-Zpymw" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">youtube.com/watch?v=htT4i-Zpym</span><span class="invisible">w</span></a></p>
Mike. 🩼🇨🇦<p><a href="https://disabled.social/tags/JudgementalFortuneCookies" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JudgementalFortuneCookies</span></a><br><a href="https://disabled.social/tags/HashTagGames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HashTagGames</span></a> </p><p> Bender's name isn't Bonder, it's Bender!</p><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75W3IHWgI_8" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">youtube.com/watch?v=75W3IHWgI_</span><span class="invisible">8</span></a></p>
Mike. 🩼🇨🇦<p><a href="https://disabled.social/tags/JudgementalFortuneCookies" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JudgementalFortuneCookies</span></a><br><a href="https://disabled.social/tags/HashTagGames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HashTagGames</span></a> </p><p>Enjoy yourself while you can loser 'cause aliens are coming to abduct you when you get home!</p><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdYZ-ZYfasU" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">youtube.com/watch?v=LdYZ-ZYfas</span><span class="invisible">U</span></a></p>
Jeffy 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇺🇦 ❤️ 🇱🇺<p>You are as highly regarded as Elon Musk and as beloved as Bill Cosby.</p><p><a href="https://sfba.social/tags/JudgementalFortuneCookies" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JudgementalFortuneCookies</span></a><br><a href="https://sfba.social/tags/HashTagGames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HashTagGames</span></a></p>
Jeffy 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇺🇦 ❤️ 🇱🇺<p>Your family tree is all hamsters and elderberries.</p><p><a href="https://sfba.social/tags/JudgementalFortuneCookies" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JudgementalFortuneCookies</span></a><br><a href="https://sfba.social/tags/HashTagGames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HashTagGames</span></a></p>
Lysdexic<p>That shirt again? <br><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/JudgementalFortuneCookies" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JudgementalFortuneCookies</span></a></p>
NWBison🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🇬🇪🇲🇩🇹🇼🇵🇸🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐕<p>You’re eating this cookie and ordering dessert, too?</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/JudgementalFortuneCookies" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JudgementalFortuneCookies</span></a>
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Paul Nesbitt-Larking<p>You are capable of great things - which is why I cannot understand your consistent record of underachievement. </p><p><a href="https://mstdn.ca/tags/JudgementalFortuneCookies" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JudgementalFortuneCookies</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.ca/tags/HashtagGames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HashtagGames</span></a></p>
Tim Ruppert<p>You’re going to be a total failure tonight… in bed. </p><p><a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/JudgementalFortuneCookies" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JudgementalFortuneCookies</span></a><br><a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/HashTagGames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HashTagGames</span></a> @hashtaggames</p>
PrinceOfDenmark<p>Witnessed my mother opening up a fortune cookie with this message in the early 80s:</p><p>“Now you know what a failed copy writer does for a living.”</p><p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/JudgementalFortuneCookies" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JudgementalFortuneCookies</span></a><br><a href="https://mas.to/tags/HarshSelfJudgement" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HarshSelfJudgement</span></a><br><a href="https://mas.to/tags/HashtagGames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HashtagGames</span></a></p>
Joey BoughtACola<p><a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/JudgementalFortuneCookies" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JudgementalFortuneCookies</span></a> </p><p>Elon Musk is gonna waste a shit ton of money on the on the Wisconsin Supreme Court race.</p>
Trending<p><a href="https://mastodon.bot/tags/JudgementalFortuneCookies" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JudgementalFortuneCookies</span></a> is now trending across Mastodon</p>
Paul Chambers🚧<p>You have eyes that say I love you but an attitude that says plunge me.</p><p><a href="https://oldfriends.live/tags/JudgementalFortuneCookies" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JudgementalFortuneCookies</span></a><br><a href="https://oldfriends.live/tags/HashTagGames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HashTagGames</span></a></p>
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